Adult Favorites
Rather than just list people's favorite sex position, favorite time of day to
have sex, favorite place for pre-marital sex, etc., we decided to
have some fun and find songs to fit these categories.
OK, so some of the songs might fit like a square peg in a round
hole, but we tried to find popular songs that the majority of
people would know rather than songs sung by an obscure group
that only a handful of people have ever heard about.
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Our pick
for the favorite song for a place to get laid before saying those immortal words 'I
Do':
"The Last Resort" and "Hotel California" (both by The
Eagles): According to Primetime Live,
71% of people in the Northeast and 66% in the West say sex
before marriage is OK. Fewer Southerners agree, with only
54% condoning pre-marital sex. Primetime Live feels these differences by region
are apparently largely affected by religious values since southerners are more apt to be weekly
churchgoers. |
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Our pick for the favorite
song for the best time of
day to have sex:
"Sundown" (Gordon Lightfoot):
Americans say they're more likely to have sex late at night (44%) than any other time of day. Three-quarters have no
preference as to weekend or weekday sex, while 22% do say
they're more apt to have sex on weekends. ("Twice on Sundays,"
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Our pick
for the favorite song for dating a porn star:
"Centerfold" (J. Geils Band): OK, so maybe a porn
star isn't necessarily a centerfold, but if you want to date a
porn star or a Hustler Honey, then you need to head to southern
California.
Playboy and
Penthouse may be located on the other end of the country,
but LFP, Inc. (Larry Flint Productions/Hustler)
is located in Beverly Hills, CA. While Hollywood may be
known as the historical center of movie studios and movie stars,
other parts of Los Angeles, including Chatsworth, Studio City,
Van Nuys and Canoga Park, are home to over a dozen big name
adult film studios.
Zero Tolerance Entertainment (sister companies
Third Degree Films and
Black Ice), Red Light District Video, Elegant Angel
Productions, Digital Playground Inc, Combat Zone, Vivid
Entertainment Group and others have their corporate offices
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Our pick
for the favorite song for
guys that like
young girls:
"Father Figure" (George Michael): What do you get
when you mix a tight young body and perky little tits with cute
and 'innocent' looking face? One of the biggest genres in
internet porn. Teen porn sites are some of the hottest
sites on the web. Do a Google search for 'teen porn' and
you'll get over 29,000,000 results.
Hustler's Barely Legal laying claim to the #1 online
magazine and Barely Legal Megasite, but other sites like
Teenrotica,
FEMJOY,
MPL Studios,
MET Art,
Spunky Angels, and
Hustler 18 have a plethora of young, 'nubile' teens.
It's interesting to note that many teen sites use the term
'nubile', but we wonder how many people have a clue what nubile
really means? It's true that in recent times nubile has
been used to refer to a sexually attractive young woman, or a
woman that is 'mature' in the sense they have reached full
natural growth or development, but it's originally French in
origin, and comes from the Latin nubilis (from nubere to marry)
+ -ilis or -ile, which translates to 'marriageable', or a woman
of marriageable condition or age, or a young woman who is
eligible to marry. Since 18 is the common legal age to
marry in the U.S., calling a teen nubile is a more provocative
and sexy way of saying she's of legal age to appear nude.
If you don't know what plethora means, take a break from looking
at all the nubile teens we gave you links for and look it up. |
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Our pick
for the favorite song for a place to find a same-sex partner:
"California Dreamin'" (The Mamas & the Papas) and "New
York, New York" (theme song from the Martin Scorsese film New
York, New York (1977) sung by Liza Minnelli): Northeasterners and Westerners are more apt to
call themselves adventurous sexually and to say homosexuality is
OK.
Asked their sexual orientation, five percent of Americans describe themselves
as either homosexual or bisexual. As noted, there's a broad
difference among groups on whether homosexuality is "OK for some
people." Overall 55 percent say it is, including 65 percent of
young adults (and 70 percent of young singles), compared with 40
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Our pick
for the
favorite song for a place to
have a good sex life:
"Indiana Wants Me" (R. Dean Taylor): When it
comes to being very satisfied with their sex lives, only in the
Midwest does a majority of people give their sex lives the
thumbs up. We can't say whether those people giving
a thumbs up are marred or single, but the Primetime Live poll
concluded that people that are either married or in a committed
relationship are more satisfied with their sex life than
singles, and that their sex life is more exciting than singles. |
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Our pick
for the favorite song for a place to keep your partner faithful:
"Please come to
Boston" (David Loggins): To avoid
divorce, move to Massachusetts. Massachusetts had the
lowest divorce rate in the nation in 2007 according to the
Division of Vital Statistics at the CDC**. Provisional
data from 2008 records the divorce rate at 2.0 per 1,000 people,
indicating that it’s continuing to fall.
**The CDC is the 'Centers for Disease Control and
Prevention'. The National Vital Statistics System is the oldest
and most successful example of inter-governmental data sharing
in Public Health and the shared relationships, standards, and
procedures. |
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Our pick
for the favorite song for a place to dump your spouse:
"50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" (Paul Simon): Some
good states to adios to the ass hole or by-by to the bitch are
Arkansas, Wyoming, Florida, Kentucky, and Nevada. As of
2008 The Division of Vital Statistics at the CDC listed
the divorce rate in percentage for
Florida at 2.21%, Kentucky at 2.21%, Wyoming at 2.27%, Arkansas
at 2.58%, and the CDC ranks Nevada as the state with the highest
divorce rate in the the country at 3.61%. While this may
not be surprising since Vegas is as famous for its five minute
weddings and divorces as it is for its casinos, there's an urban
legend that says California has one of the highest divorce rates
in the country. We double checked the CDC database and
found out that California is one of the states that doesn't
report divorces to the National Center for Health Statistics.
When we checked out other sources, we almost fell out of our
seats at what we learned. According to the the statistics
on California Family Law, the Average Divorce Rate in
California is an overwhelming 75.54%!*** It looks
like the legend is true. Maybe we should have chosen "California
Dreamin'" as the song for this category as well.
***Reference: Court Statistics Reports for 1996-2004. |
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Our pick for the favorite
song for a good method
to pick up hot chicks:
"The Logical Song" (Supertramp): This one takes a
little explanation. According to "The Logical Song", you
need to "Watch what you say or they'll be calling you a radical,
a liberal...". It turns out this may be something you want
to know when trying to pick up girls. Political ideology follows a similar pattern as religious
observance. Like weekly churchgoers, conservatives are more
conservative sexually, liberals less so. That makes sense, not
least because conservatives are more frequent churchgoers.
Conservatives are far less likely to accept premarital sex or
homosexuality, and half as likely as liberals to say sex without
an emotional attachment is OK. They're less apt to have had
rebound sex, to call themselves sexually adventurous, to watch
sexually explicit movies, to discuss their fantasies, to have
had sex outdoors, to have had sex on a first date or to have
visited a porn site. At the same time, conservatives are
slightly more likely than others to be very satisfied with their
relationship and sex lives. Liberals, for their part, are more
apt to be sexually adventurous. Republicans are around 10
points more likely than Democrats to think about sex daily, to
be very satisfied with their marriages and sex lives and to wear
something sexy to spice things up; and less likely to say
they've cheated. In a more directly political context,
Republicans are less apt to say premarital sex is OK, and 20
points less likely to say homosexuality is OK for some people.
Primetime Live points out that the differences here likely are
standing in for other factors, such as sex, age, marital status
and religiosity, but it sounds like you'll have a better chance
of getting in her pants on the first date if she's a liberal. |
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Our pick for the favorite
song to find a way to
have more sex:
"Cats In The Cradle" (Harry Chapin): One result
from the Primetime Live poll debunks the notion that parents of young children have sex less
often; in fact the opposite is so, probably because parents of
young kids are themselves young, and sexually active young
adults have sex more often.
Note: Many people credit the song
"Cats In The Cradle" to Cat Stevens. Before you contact us
and tell us we made a mistake listing Harry Chapin as the
singer, you should know that there are no known verifiable
recordings of Cat Stevens performing the song, and a Cat Stevens
fan web site assures readers that Stevens has never performed
the song, "not live, not in the studio, and not even privately". |
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Our pick for
the
favorite song for the best odds she faked her orgasm:
"Blondes (Have More Fun)" - Rod Stewart:
"Blondes have more fun" also goes the way of myth, at least
sexually speaking: Blondes are no more apt than others to
express satisfaction or excitement with their sex lives. Indeed
blondes are a little less likely than other women to always have
an orgasm, and a little more likely to have faked it.
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Our pick for
the
favorite song to decide whether or not to sleep in the buff:
"I Wear My Pink Pajamas" (popular girl scout camp song -
author unknown): Only about one-fifth of adults, 22 percent, sleep in the nude,
and men are more than twice as apt as women to do so. People
who are less inhibited generally also are more apt to sleep in
the buff, including those (disproportionately men) who describe
themselves as sexually adventurous, who've had more than 10 sex
partners in their lives, who've had sex on a first date, who
fantasize and who call their sex lives very exciting.
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Our pick for the favorite
song to get help getting it up:
"A Little Help
from My Friends" (The Beatles): A sex survey can't be
complete without a mention of Viagra and similar drugs. Six
percent of sexually active Americans say they or their partner
take such medications, with its use rising sharply after age 50.
Among men 50 and over, 17 percent - one in six - get a little help. |
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Our pick for the favorite
song for peoples favorite sex position:
"You
Shook Me All Night Long" (AC/DC): According to
the mainstream (non-adult web sites like
Marie Claire, Esquire, Glamour, Health, etc.)
the Missionary Position ranks number one as the
people's choice for the favorite
position for sex. But if you delve into
the more erotic side of sex and check out the adult web sites,
you'll find that the 'oh-so-boring-it's-the-best-position-for-not-losing-the-ash-off-your-cigarette'
Missionary Position falls to fourth, tied with Anal Sex and
ranked behind Oral Sex or 69 (number 3), and Female Superior and
Doggie Style which consistently rank first or second.
The difference
of
websites in question and the types of people
they attract:
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Everyone masturbates, and a visitor
to a mainstream site might admit it
in an anonymous survey;
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visitor to our site will not only
openly admit they masturbate, but
they aren't ashamed to talk about it
in public.
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Visitors to a mainstream site have
seen Playboy's 'Girls Next Door' on
TV;
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Visitors to our site have seen the
Girls Next Door nude in Playboy
photo shoots.
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Call one of the female visitors to a
mainstream site a slut and she'll
get offended;
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Call one of our female visitors a
slut and she'll get horny!
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Our pick for the favorite
song for the most common way to masturbate:
"My Ding-A-Ling" (Chuck Berry):
There wasn't much information on the web about this one, and
this type of question goes way beyond what most
mainstream sources would dare ask. Thankfully we had done
our own surveys a few years back and asked people that question.
According to our respondents:
- 75% use their fingers and/or
hand only (Yawn)
- 22% use a sex toy (Now you're talkin')
- 3% use more than one sex toy
(Oh yeah!).
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Our pick for the favorite
song for stimulus people use to masturbate:
"Imaginary Lover" (Atlanta Rhythm Section): In
addition to asking people how they masturbated, we also asked people
"What kind of stimulus to you use (when masturbating)" and the answers were:
- Porn (TV or pics in a magazine) - 37%
- Written erotic material - 31%
- Lube, gel, or lotion - 21%
- Other/Nothing - 8%
- A mirror - 2%
- Clips and/or Clamps - 1%
The fact that over one-fifth of adults use a sex toy and/or lotion
when they masturbate isn't a bad ratio. In fact, this high
of number my surprise a lot of people, but with all of the great
sex toys and masturbators available, it seems a little low to
us. Maybe we're just overly perverted (and damn proud of it I
might add), or maybe the other four-fifths of the people just need to
experience the joy of putting
a little more time and effort into pleasuring themselves. It's
important to take into consideration the people that took our
polls are people that visit adult sites (52% of men under 30,
34% of all men, and 10% of women according to Primetime Live). If the mainstream asked
these questions, the numbers would probably fall dramatically.
After all, they chose the Missionary Position as their favorite
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Our pick for the favorite
song for the 'Naughtiest Position' for having sex:
"Stand by Me"
(Ben E. King): According to Cosmopolitan readers,
getting busy against a wall rises above the rest on the
steaminess meter and brings out the 'gotta-have-your-body-now!'
erotic thrill in both of you. The basic primal nature of having
sex against a wall is the reason why it's unbelievably torrid.
"When you're so aroused that you just can't wait another second,
this is an immediate solution for expressing that intensity,"
says Lori Buckley, PhD, sex therapist in Pasadena, California.
"The fact that your guy is pressing you into the wall lends it
an urgent, almost aggressive feel." But while this position
couldn't be hotter, it's not the smoothest to put into action.
While Cosmo may be a mainstream publication, we have to admit it
pushes the borders and there are probably a lot of Cosmo readers
that also visit adult web sites. |
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| Information with no
source or reference listed is based on the "American Sex Survey Poll:
A Peek Beneath the Sheets" conducted by ABC News "Primetime
Live".
Passions
Unchained makes no claim as to the reliability or accuracy of
any information obtained
through third parties, including ABC, ABC News, Primetime Live
and/or any of their affiliates. All information is
for entertainment purposes only. Passions Unchained is not
responsible for errors or omissions. |
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Pre-Marital Sex |
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71% of people in the Northeast & 66% in the
West say pre-marital sex is OK. |
Songs: "The Last Resort" and
"Hotel
California" |
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Teen Porn |
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What do you get when you mix a tight young body
and perky little tits with cute and 'innocent'
looking face? One of the biggest genres in
internet porn. |
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Song: "Father Figure" |
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Good Sex Life |
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A majority of
people in the Midwest give their sex lives the
thumbs up. |
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Song: "Indiana Wants Me" |
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Keep
Your Partner Faithful |
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To avoid divorce, move to
Massachusetts. which had the lowest divorce rate
in the nation. |
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Song:
"Please
come to Boston" |
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Is She Faking It? |
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Blondes are
a little less likely to always have an orgasm,
and a little more likely to have faked it. |
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Song: "Blondes (Have More Fun)" |
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Nude or Not? |
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Only about one-fifth of adults sleep in the
nude, and men are more than twice as apt as
women to do so. |
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Song: "I Wear
My Pink Pajamas" |
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Favorite Sex Position |
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The mainstream says people's favorite sex
position is the Missionary Position, but polls
taken on adult sites
consistently rank
Female Superior or Doggie Style as number one
and number two. |
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Song: "You
Shook Me All Night Long" |
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Masturbating |
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22% of people use a sex toy and 21% use lube or
lotion when they masturbate. |
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Song: "My Ding-A-Ling" |
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Naughtiest Sex Position |
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Getting busy against a wall rises above the rest
on the steaminess meter and brings out the 'gotta-have-your-body-now!'
erotic thrill in both of you. |
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Song: "Stand by Me" |
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